Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net"> her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did NOT leave a half-full cup of crappuccino on my desk at work over a three-day weekend.
Definitely not, because that would be gross and get a little smelly. Nope. Not me.

I did NOT neglect to water my plant for, oh, 3 and a half weeks until some of the leaves started turning brown. I don't know WHAT kind of plant this is, but it must be pretty hardy to survive my (lack of) care.

I did NOT buy my puppy 3 new outfits, including a ruffly pink dress, because that would be WAY too girly for me. Not me.

I am NOT writing Not Me! Monday from work. That would be wrong.

I didn't ask my hubby to set up a TV and DVD player in the bathroom so I wouldn't be so bored during the 4 hours I spent in there due to a colonoscopy "prep treatment".

I did not go to the Christian Bookstore promising Dear Hubby it would be a quick trip with not much spent and leave with $77.00 worth of goods. And I did not get panicky and try to subtley get him to leave before I found more that I "needed".

I didn't take the liberty when visiting my sick puppy at the vet hospital of finding the "potty pads" and having Mike help me replace it ourselves so she wouldn't have to lay on a wet one.

What DIDN't you do this week?